Cue Champion Pillows

'How would you have played that last ball?'

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

Family working together

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

Dog playing snooker/pool.

The nonprofit dog fight.

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

"She leaves wooden-handled knives soaking in the dishwater all night long. Your Honor."

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

The interminable!

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

"I've got a pulse!"

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

"Just one last crossing to make..."

"Hey, the last thing I want to do is annoy you. That's actually ninth on my to-do list."

'All his life, Mel has been convinced that he's a poster boy for something... he's just never been able to figure out what, exactly.'

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

"I woke up early, took a shower, got dressed for work then remembered I don't work today."

Snooker.

"The last time we ordered take-out I was up all night doing laundry."

'School sports day - fat boys playing computer game'