Customer Satisfaction Champion Pillows

Here to help.

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'Why are you arguing? The customer is always right, you know! 'But he called you a crook!'

"Great idea of yours to offer their money back if not satisfied."

'You think you have it rough. Try organizing a waiting room.'

Friendly banks and Cold and aloof banks.

'I see you've found a cure of the 'new car fever'.'

'Of course it's cold. We serve breakfast anytime, but we only make it in the morning.'

'Please remember how silly and humiliating grinding pepper is when you figure my tip.'

'I just asked if you were finding everything alright. I never said I worked here.'

'You've got to give it to Jim, there's nothing he won't do for his customers.'

'Hey that's our waiter on his way home!'

"I used to wait tables but I found I was more suited to producing movies."

"How am I supposed to know what I want to complain about before you've even said anything?"

Grocery store has no data team to help with customer's shopping experience.

Working hard to maintain customer relations

"Joey, Joey, Joey! It's like he's taken over this whole store! Well, I'm sick of it! This place is not about being lazy! It's about good products for good prices! It's about customer service! But does anyone car? Does anyone notice? When does hard work pa

"...And there has been a rapid decline in the number of complaints."

We don't believe one glove fits all!

'We're all out of the (bar code) but can I interest you in the (different bar code)?'

"Mustard? Ketchup? Mayo? Talk to me, old man."

'Sorry, sir, but we don't have a category for that.'

"Mr. Colton, do we stand behind our products?"

'Ready for a second bottle?'

Great customer care is not optional.

"Who do I complain to about your complaint department?"

"1-800 Herd of Elephants."

'If you want to praise our company, you're talking to Tommy Smith. If you want to complain, you're talking to Krfrzrk Mnkfplmkrz.'

"For success you have to treat customers as individuals...These for example are individuals No 45-09kl and 645-3!"

'The customer is King'

"All right. You can keep it as long as you're on hold, but then you have to turn it in."

"Don't think of them just as customers, but rather as an infinitely mineable and marketable source of valuable data!"

"There's not much Gordon won't do for his clients!"