Cosmic Cue Enthusiast Pillows

Earth/billiard ball

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Hair Crop Circle

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"We evolved from asteroids"

"It could never work between us."

Moon and Star

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Astronaut

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

"Whoa. Have you lost weight, professor?"

"Stocks closed higher on news the U.S. budget deficit and the universe are expanding, so go with the flow."

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

'I've had a toothache for the last million light years, take me to your dentist.'

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

"You don't need English on every shot."

'She always comes to my ringtone. It's the sound of a can opener.'

"I don't know—maybe we could look at something besides Canis Major tonight?"

'What the?! Look at THIS!'

"That's the Crab nebula and that's the 'load of dots that don't look like anything much' nebula!"

Bait & Tackle

Astronomers argue theories of the Universe.

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

Sub-Zero Gravity

"The asteroid has what looks like a small rear end on the back of it."

Looks like a weird day coming up.