Sound Cue Enthusiast Pillows

'She always comes to my ringtone. It's the sound of a can opener.'

'It's in case I need a laugh track.'

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

"Would you mind telling me why you keep hitting a scary-music sound bite every time you pick up your steak knife?"

Gettysburg Address, "Now can we have it as a sound bite ?"

Snooker.

The battle of the pianos.

Murdered man spells out his murderer in alphabet soup.

"You don't need English on every shot."

"It varies, but offhand I'd say around 750 'bang-bangs' equal one 'boom'."

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

Two men attempt to use the same snooker cue.

"Buster's coming out."

"I hate it when they dress you with their eyes."

'Ease up a bit on the cue ball.'

Shamisen

"Everyone, welcome our new Vice President of Irritating Noises!"

Young and old man toast to different characteristic noises.

Air Billiards

Noise: An Overview.

Earth/billiard ball

Elevator volume control.

A judge carries a horn instead of a gavel.

A noisy drill annoys a statue.

"There's a sight you don't often see, a man attempting to clear the table."

"I've been masked so long I've forgotten - should the ends of my mouth move up or down when smiling?"

Snooker player using his cue as a remote control.