Sound Effects Enthusiast Pillows

'Our son, who's forbidden to play with guns, has just wiped out civilization with his simulation game!'

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

Bada bing bada boom!

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Future garbage truck driver.

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

My other cello is a Stradivari

Artist and Musician

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

'It's in case I need a laugh track.'

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

"Ding" "Dong"

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Library Grand Opening

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

Playing dustbins

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

The Gong

"Would you mind telling me why you keep hitting a scary-music sound bite every time you pick up your steak knife?"

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

Older and wiser

Communication

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"