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'Our son, who's forbidden to play with guns, has just wiped out civilization with his simulation game!'

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

Bada bing bada boom!

"Nice try with the sound effects, dad, but you're still no mom!"

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

Future garbage truck driver.

My other cello is a Stradivari

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

Artist and Musician

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

'It's in case I need a laugh track.'

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

"Ding" "Dong"

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

Library Grand Opening

The Gong

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

Playing dustbins

"Would you mind telling me why you keep hitting a scary-music sound bite every time you pick up your steak knife?"

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.