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Pish-Pish Sounds - toilets

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Future garbage truck driver.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Artist and Musician

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'It's in case I need a laugh track.'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

"Ding" "Dong"

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

Library Grand Opening

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

"In this one, I can hear the sound of traffic."

"Would you mind telling me why you keep hitting a scary-music sound bite every time you pick up your steak knife?"

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

Playing dustbins

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

The Gong

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

Communication

"Sorry for the racket, but, I ask you, how are ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen 6-B?"

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."