Sound Effect Enthusiasts Pillows

Pish-Pish Sounds - toilets

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Future garbage truck driver.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Artist and Musician

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'It's in case I need a laugh track.'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

"Ding" "Dong"

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

Library Grand Opening

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

The Gong

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

Playing dustbins

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

"Would you mind telling me why you keep hitting a scary-music sound bite every time you pick up your steak knife?"

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

Communication

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."

"Sorry for the racket, but, I ask you, how are ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen 6-B?"

Musical Accidents