Audio Effects Pillows

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

"Which part are you reading for?"

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Monster Clown

"The subwoofers really help."

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

Santa CGI Effect

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

'It's in case I need a laugh track.'

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

"Ding" "Dong"

Best Special Effects Award

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

'You're King Kong? You look bigger in the movies.'

"Would you mind telling me why you keep hitting a scary-music sound bite every time you pick up your steak knife?"

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

"I still say they've overdone the anti-aging CGI."

'Wow! These advancements in TV make the news even more frightening.'

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

Stuntmen Directions

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: IV The Fall of Przemysl.

Wangling War Films How To Make and Fake Them: II The Popular Film of a Taube soaring over Rheims Cathedral

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.