Audio Effects Gifts

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

"Which part are you reading for?"

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

"The subwoofers really help."

Monster Clown

Santa CGI Effect

he used to belong to a cartoonist

George Martin

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

'It's in case I need a laugh track.'

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

"Ding" "Dong"

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

Best Special Effects Award

"Would you mind telling me why you keep hitting a scary-music sound bite every time you pick up your steak knife?"

"I still say they've overdone the anti-aging CGI."

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

'You're King Kong? You look bigger in the movies.'

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

'Wow! These advancements in TV make the news even more frightening.'

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: IV The Fall of Przemysl.

Stuntmen Directions

Wangling War Films How To Make and Fake Them: II The Popular Film of a Taube soaring over Rheims Cathedral

"Who allowed Andy Serkis to Mo-Cap Beverly?"

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