Digital Effects Gifts

"Who allowed Andy Serkis to Mo-Cap Beverly?"

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Evolution.

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"I, TikTok."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Barcode Dreams

Geek fairies

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

Mark Zuckerberg

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"Which part are you reading for?"

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

Robot Painter

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

Monster Clown

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

Santa CGI Effect

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

The 2024 Deepfake awards

The Escape Key

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"