Sound Effects Gifts

Pish-Pish Sounds - toilets

'Yes, this bike complies with the town's new noise pollution laws, but we've programmed this MP3 player with brrroom brrroom sounds, so you can still feel macho while riding it.'

Actors and foley artist in radio studio.

"Ding" "Dong"

Sports Network. Rather than insert crowd sounds into the broadcast of no-spectator games, we should insert other sound effects. In football we can have a heavenly angels choir. Yeah, during a hail Mary pass play! In baseball we could insert a submarine commander's order to "dive." Of course, a home run is known as "going deep"! And in basketall there could be a bird's call followed by a big splash. When a player flies through the air and then dunks!

With the help of his 'Road Noise Sound Effects' CD, Mark was able to abruptly end annoying phone conversations.

The Dreegler brothers were having hours of fun with their dinosaur footsteps sound effects CD.

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"Which part are you reading for?"

Monster Clown

"The subwoofers really help."

Santa CGI Effect

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Things that go beep in the night.

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

The 2024 Deepfake awards