Sound Effects Mugs

Pish-Pish Sounds - toilets

'Yes, this bike complies with the town's new noise pollution laws, but we've programmed this MP3 player with brrroom brrroom sounds, so you can still feel macho while riding it.'

Actors and foley artist in radio studio.

"Ding" "Dong"

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

"Which part are you reading for?"

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

Monster Clown

"The subwoofers really help."

Santa CGI Effect

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

'It's in case I need a laugh track.'

The 2024 Deepfake awards

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

Best Special Effects Award

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

"Oh, that's just one of those special effects for a film they're making here."