Special Effects Gifts

"We'll add the everything in afterward."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"It's done with cables, son. Not performance-enhancing drugs."

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

It's all done by stop motion photography, don't you know!

Special Effects.

'You're King Kong? You look bigger in the movies.'

'Good resume - although the special effects seem a little over-the-top.'

Jumping out of the popcorn queue watching the Matrix.

"The special effects should wear off in a couple of days."

"Wow! These special effects are incredible."

"Mrs Jenkins from administration? Next door. I'm Xkrpfz from special effects."

"Oh no! Set decorator and special effects wizard Emilio Ruiz del Rio, who worked on 'Dr. Zhivago,' 'Lawrence of Arabia' and 'Pan's Labyrinth' has died!"

"Who allowed Andy Serkis to Mo-Cap Beverly?"

"this is Justin, our special effects man."

Tarzan hate C.G.I.

"I still say they've overdone the anti-aging CGI."

Stuntmen Directions

Effects Dept - Ordinary/Special.

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Can we get special effects to digitally enhance our bottom line?

Wrangling War Films How to make and Fake them: VI A Zeppelin Raid on a Poultry Farm in the Vosges District

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: V "The Queen of the Harem" A Pathetic Incident at the taking of Constantinople.

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: IV The Fall of Przemysl.

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: III The Arrival of German prisoners at Margate Jetty by the Night boat from Boulogne.

"I understand the special effects on this one are pretty realistic!"

A man imagines flying as a superhero.

That's my special effects guy.

Monster Clown

"Natalie tells me you're the one who makes all the fog happen in 'Phantom'."

"Which part are you reading for?"

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.