Special Effects Enthusiast Gifts

"We'll add the everything in afterward."

Jumping out of the popcorn queue watching the Matrix.

'Oh please, you can tell they're using a stunt gummy.'

Tarzan hate C.G.I.

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

"Which part are you reading for?"

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

Santa CGI Effect

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Monster Clown

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

The 2024 Deepfake awards

'It's in case I need a laugh track.'

Best Special Effects Award

"Would you mind telling me why you keep hitting a scary-music sound bite every time you pick up your steak knife?"

"I still say they've overdone the anti-aging CGI."

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

'Wow! These advancements in TV make the news even more frightening.'

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

'You're King Kong? You look bigger in the movies.'

"Oh, that's just one of those special effects for a film they're making here."

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: IV The Fall of Przemysl.

Wangling War Films How To Make and Fake Them: II The Popular Film of a Taube soaring over Rheims Cathedral

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

Stuntmen Directions

"Who allowed Andy Serkis to Mo-Cap Beverly?"

'Good resume - although the special effects seem a little over-the-top.'