Special Effects Artist Gifts

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

'Imagine what Hollywood special-effects people could do with this scene!'

"Sorry, but nobody sees Mr. Thompkins until he's had his coffee and has been seen by the special effects people."

Meteorite hurtles towards man who says 'That'll be a special effect' But sign shows film set is elsewhere.

'I always look forward to these miniature village outings.'

'You're King Kong? You look bigger in the movies.'

'...Up in the sky! - Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it. . . some early crude form of special effects?'

Effects Dept - Ordinary/Special.

'You were up for the part, but we got ourselves a digitized actor who is just a little better looking, has a little better voice and does those action scenes a lot better.'

Stuntmen Directions

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

It's all done by stop motion photography, don't you know!

Special Effects.

3D business card

"The special effects should wear off in a couple of days."

"Mrs Jenkins from administration? Next door. I'm Xkrpfz from special effects."

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"this is Justin, our special effects man."

"Special effects? Yes, they are one floor above the penthouse."

Tarzan hate C.G.I.

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: IV The Fall of Przemysl.

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

"Natalie tells me you're the one who makes all the fog happen in 'Phantom'."

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

A man imagines flying as a superhero.

"I understand the special effects on this one are pretty realistic!"

Wangling War Films How To Make and Fake Them: II The Popular Film of a Taube soaring over Rheims Cathedral

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: III The Arrival of German prisoners at Margate Jetty by the Night boat from Boulogne.

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: V "The Queen of the Harem" A Pathetic Incident at the taking of Constantinople.

'Wow! These advancements in TV make the news even more frightening.'

Ray's special effects changes industrial smoke into flowers.

Santa CGI Effect

'You may be a werewolf but we prefer computer generated special effects. It looks much more real.'