Visual Effects Enthusiast Gifts

"The side effects feature some stunning special effects."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

'All right! Who put my dozing-off during our last meeting on youtube?'

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

"Which part are you reading for?"

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Santa CGI Effect

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

The 2024 Deepfake awards

'It's in case I need a laugh track.'

Best Special Effects Award

"Would you care to see a YouTube of your chicken when it was free ranging?"

"I still say they've overdone the anti-aging CGI."

"Oh, that's just one of those special effects for a film they're making here."

'You're King Kong? You look bigger in the movies.'

Griller highlights never gets old

"Would you mind telling me why you keep hitting a scary-music sound bite every time you pick up your steak knife?"

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

'Wow! These advancements in TV make the news even more frightening.'

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: IV The Fall of Przemysl.

"Who allowed Andy Serkis to Mo-Cap Beverly?"