Visual Effects Admirer Gifts

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"Bravo!"

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

Kid see shadow from mom as mom see shadow in painting.

"Oh, that's just one of those special effects for a film they're making here."

The Wickerman (Hollywood style)

A Centaur Taking A Shower

Trilby - 'Petits bonheurs de contrebande'.

Road Kill Cafe.

At the baby oil factory.

'Good resume - although the special effects seem a little over-the-top.'

'Sightseer at scenic overlook sees many 'Echo Canyon' signs trailing across the canyon.'

Tightrope Walker.

"OK, now take one with mine."

'You were up for the part, but we got ourselves a digitized actor who is just a little better looking, has a little better voice and does those action scenes a lot better.'

"Where's Waldo's glasses?"

Ned hated being famous: "Hey, everybody! It's the substitute weather guy who wore a green sweater on camera and looked like he had a hole in his body!"

Sloth Action Movie

Sleeping dummy.

Death model.

'Monkey with banana.'

Fifth Position

"The side effects feature some stunning special effects."

Stonehenge Squarepants

The Singer

"I only eat food that looks expensive."

"Special effects are particularly awesome on this model until the 85 inches of ultra high definition burns a hole in your retina."

'What a beautiful landscape!'

Apocalypse Now

Tell Laurel that I'm sorry. I'll try to listen better. I'll pay more attention to her and I'll try to be less distracted. Our relationship is more important to me than some silly new Apple Macbook that is the thinnest most beautiful laptop ever constructed. She's more important than the sleek and sexy iPhone, the gorgeously rendered collector's edition of Grand Theft Auto IV, or the winsome pitch of an incoming text message. You'll tall her that for me? Not in so many words.