Special Effects Admirers Gifts

"I'm wondering how you've achieved your special effects."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Theatre Crowd

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Knickerless Cage.

Juggler and Illusionist

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

Ennio Morricone

Company Ink.

Memory Content is King

'Now watch our sales increase.'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

'Good resume - although the special effects seem a little over-the-top.'

Tony Robinson

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.

"this is Justin, our special effects man."

Red Letter Days - A First Night

I'm just waiting tables until I can make it as an actor

Can we get special effects to digitally enhance our bottom line?

Intramission

'Oh please, you can tell they're using a stunt gummy.'

"I don't need the glasses, I had 3D laser eye surgery."

Chairs read 'Director (movie)' and 'Director (sycophantic DVD extras)'.

The Garrick Theatre

Performer

Jackass: the highway

"He's a lot happier when he's acting."

Four Weddings and a Funeral and a Bag of Popcorn and a Coke

Death model.

Tarzan hate C.G.I.

"We'll add the everything in afterward."

Overturning a tricycle balanced on one wheel.