Special Effects Admirers T-Shirts

"I'm wondering how you've achieved your special effects."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Theatre Crowd

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Juggler and Illusionist

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

Company Ink.

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'Now watch our sales increase.'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Ennio Morricone

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

'Good resume - although the special effects seem a little over-the-top.'

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.

"I don't need the glasses, I had 3D laser eye surgery."

Red Letter Days - A First Night

'Oh please, you can tell they're using a stunt gummy.'

Can we get special effects to digitally enhance our bottom line?

"this is Justin, our special effects man."

Chairs read 'Director (movie)' and 'Director (sycophantic DVD extras)'.

Performer

The Garrick Theatre

Four Weddings and a Funeral and a Bag of Popcorn and a Coke

Death model.

"He's a lot happier when he's acting."

Tarzan hate C.G.I.

Jackass: the highway

"We'll add the everything in afterward."

Overturning a tricycle balanced on one wheel.

Jo Ann Veneziano