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'They're starting to grumble again -- We'll need more special effects.'

'Good resume - although the special effects seem a little over-the-top.'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

"Which part are you reading for?"

Santa CGI Effect

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Monster Clown

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

'It's in case I need a laugh track.'

The 2024 Deepfake awards

Best Special Effects Award

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

'You're King Kong? You look bigger in the movies.'

'Wow! These advancements in TV make the news even more frightening.'

"Would you mind telling me why you keep hitting a scary-music sound bite every time you pick up your steak knife?"

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

"I still say they've overdone the anti-aging CGI."

"Oh, that's just one of those special effects for a film they're making here."

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: IV The Fall of Przemysl.

Stuntmen Directions

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

"Who allowed Andy Serkis to Mo-Cap Beverly?"

Wangling War Films How To Make and Fake Them: II The Popular Film of a Taube soaring over Rheims Cathedral

Can we get special effects to digitally enhance our bottom line?

'Oh please, you can tell they're using a stunt gummy.'

"Wow! These special effects are incredible."