Special Effects Admirer T-Shirts

"These 3-D movies are getting more and more realistic!"

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

Theatre Crowd

"Bravo!"

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Knickerless Cage.

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

'Now watch our sales increase.'

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

"I love my luvvie."

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

Trilby - 'Petits bonheurs de contrebande'.

Road Kill Cafe.

At the baby oil factory.

Tony Robinson

'Good resume - although the special effects seem a little over-the-top.'

'Oh, don't mind them, We're shooting a reality-based TV series,'

"Just wait until your nanny gets here."

Snow White and the seven veils.

Tightrope Walker.

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.

'Oh please, you can tell they're using a stunt gummy.'

"I'm $37,000 in debt for my theatre degree. I may be acting, but my tears are real."

Red Letter Days - A First Night

I'm just waiting tables until I can make it as an actor

'You were up for the part, but we got ourselves a digitized actor who is just a little better looking, has a little better voice and does those action scenes a lot better.'

Death of the Great Zolini

The Garrick Theatre

Performer

Little Jimmy Harmon: first to amplify the sparerib