Sound Effect Enthusiast Gifts

'It's in case I need a laugh track.'

'Click, ping, whir' machine.

"Buster's coming out."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

Future garbage truck driver.

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Artist and Musician

My other cello is a Stradivari

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

"Ding" "Dong"

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

Library Grand Opening

"Would you mind telling me why you keep hitting a scary-music sound bite every time you pick up your steak knife?"

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

Playing dustbins

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

The Gong

Gettysburg Address, "Now can we have it as a sound bite ?"

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.