Musical Effects Enthusiast Gifts

"Maybe my argument will make more sense if I run it through some of these sick effects pedals."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

Mozart on a computer,

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"Which part are you reading for?"

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

Santa CGI Effect

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Monster Clown

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

'It's in case I need a laugh track.'

"Ding" "Dong"

'You're King Kong? You look bigger in the movies.'

'Wow! These advancements in TV make the news even more frightening.'

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

"Would you mind telling me why you keep hitting a scary-music sound bite every time you pick up your steak knife?"

"I still say they've overdone the anti-aging CGI."

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: IV The Fall of Przemysl.

Wangling War Films How To Make and Fake Them: II The Popular Film of a Taube soaring over Rheims Cathedral

Stuntmen Directions

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

"Who allowed Andy Serkis to Mo-Cap Beverly?"

'Good resume - although the special effects seem a little over-the-top.'

"It varies, but offhand I'd say around 750 'bang-bangs' equal one 'boom'."

"Wow! These special effects are incredible."

Universal Movie Awards. We've seen celebrities from the biggest starts to the brilliant meteorites arriving here at the Universal Movie Awards. There's a moon who is up for a supporting role award, and the Perseid meteor shower, which is nominated for special effects. And there's Mars, blending right into the red carpet. They all better hurry inside and take their seats. The show is about to start with the Best Picture Award. They're starting with the Best Picture Award? Of course! Out h