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"Everyone, welcome our new Vice President of Irritating Noises!"

"Would you mind telling me why you keep hitting a scary-music sound bite every time you pick up your steak knife?"

A judge carries a horn instead of a gavel.

My other cello is a Stradivari

Artist and Musician

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'It's in case I need a laugh track.'

"You know damn well what noise!"

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

"Ding" "Dong"

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

The Gong

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

Older and wiser

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'Please. Don't get me started.'

"It was a mistake to let the children chose their own instruments for the new music class...I have eleven cymbals, and Billy Fitzgerald chose the bagpipes!"

Musical Accidents

'Your parrot is driving me crazy.'

'Good resume - although the special effects seem a little over-the-top.'

"Congratulations, I now (phonetically) pronounce you Charles and Katherine Henderson."

"It varies, but offhand I'd say around 750 'bang-bangs' equal one 'boom'."

"Ahh, if I'm not much mistaken. The sound of a Lawn Chief 420. Fitted with a 3.5 horse power, Briggs and Stratton engine. Electronic ignition, variable valve timing and a 55 litre grass box. Mmm don't you just love our Sunday mornings dear?"

'Oh please, you can tell they're using a stunt gummy.'

'Get rid of those shoes, or I will never jog with you again.'

"Let me through - I'm a Sound Recordist!"

'Pavlov, dear, either we get rid of the dog, or get a phone with a different ring tone!'

"Buster's coming out."

"There is nothing wrong with our sound levels!!" "Can you speak up a bit? We can�t hear a word your saying..."

From the Makers of the Six Hour Yule Log Fireplace Tape...