Cosmic Cue Enthusiast Gifts

Earth/billiard ball

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Hair Crop Circle

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"We evolved from asteroids"

"It could never work between us."

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

Astronaut

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Moon and Star

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

"Stocks closed higher on news the U.S. budget deficit and the universe are expanding, so go with the flow."

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

'I've had a toothache for the last million light years, take me to your dentist.'

"You don't need English on every shot."

"I don't know—maybe we could look at something besides Canis Major tonight?"

'She always comes to my ringtone. It's the sound of a can opener.'

'What the?! Look at THIS!'

"That's the Crab nebula and that's the 'load of dots that don't look like anything much' nebula!"

Astronomers argue theories of the Universe.

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

"The asteroid has what looks like a small rear end on the back of it."

"It's hard to hear through all the music but I think they said something about discovering nightlife on Mars."

Bait & Tackle