Heartbreak Hotel Guests Gifts

"I don't love you anymore. Let's just be friends."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Blues artis's daily list

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

'Hello room service - can you come and tuck me in and read me a story please'

"We can deal with many heart related issues apart from 'a heart torn asunder by the meretricious behavior of a mendacious lover.'"

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."

'Front desk? Someone came in my room and ate the little candies on my pillow.'

'If cupid shot me with his arrow this week, it would bounce right off!'

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.

"Oh no! You, again?"

'2 chocolate truffles in the morning and 2 in the evening should cure your broken heart,,,'

Yep the kids are loving the hotel they've made lots of new friends.

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

The Invention of Country Music.

"...ummm, remember that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped?"

Mr. Chester's diplomacy

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

'I brought my mini bar with me.'

"I'm sorry your girlfriend left you, Frank...but you must concentrate on the job!"

"I'm in a shared room?! What kind of hole is this?"

'It feels great now, but you will see when it's pulled out.'

'I'd like to sample your house wine...Hmm, do you have something that stains a little better?'

Days of Christmas.

"A double room with twin minibars, please!"

"Don't cry over her. There will be plenty of fish out of the sea."

"Recently separated."

"They don't call it 'The Boulevard of Broken Dreams' for nothing, kid."

"Come on now. It's not that bad. We never even had Paris."