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"I don't love you anymore. Let's just be friends."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

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"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

'Hello room service - can you come and tuck me in and read me a story please'

"We can deal with many heart related issues apart from 'a heart torn asunder by the meretricious behavior of a mendacious lover.'"

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."

'Front desk? Someone came in my room and ate the little candies on my pillow.'

Yep the kids are loving the hotel they've made lots of new friends.

'2 chocolate truffles in the morning and 2 in the evening should cure your broken heart,,,'

'If cupid shot me with his arrow this week, it would bounce right off!'

"Oh no! You, again?"

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

"...ummm, remember that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped?"

The Invention of Country Music.

Mr. Chester's diplomacy

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

"I'm in a shared room?! What kind of hole is this?"

"I'm sorry your girlfriend left you, Frank...but you must concentrate on the job!"

'I brought my mini bar with me.'

'It feels great now, but you will see when it's pulled out.'

"Don't cry over her. There will be plenty of fish out of the sea."

"Recently separated."

"They don't call it 'The Boulevard of Broken Dreams' for nothing, kid."

'I was just wondering if you already ate that chocolate they left on your pillow last night?"

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