Quirky Hotel Guests Gifts

Hotel door sign reading 'Please disturb. We freaky like that'.

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

Climate change

Newton's vacation

"Did you pack your own bags?"

English Summer: Man in a tanning bed on the beach in the middle of a storm.

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

At this exact location on May 23rd 1957, a bunch of people mounted this plaque to commemorate a surplus of funding for the Commemorative Plaque Society.

'If you're coming on this road trip the sign stays'

Limbo Day at the Palace

Parisian Misguided Tours.

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

A sign hangs from the front of the Sunnyvale Nudist Camp - 'Join Today - 100% Off!'

"I'm in a shared room?! What kind of hole is this?"

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'

'I'd like to time my vacation to when my mate is in heat.'

'You are now entering Crenton, the city with the most intriguing 'You are now leaving' sign.'

'I want to ship Daddy to all the places he missed visiting, because he was working so hard to accumulate the estate I just inherited.'

'Oh I can't stay here, i'm allergic to shell fish.'

"She always goes for the wrong guy."

'SHOP!!!'

Ski Vagaries in Switzerland

"There are no direct flights, so we're booked on the Scenic Tour of East Coast airports."

"Excuse me, Sir - could you photobomb our picture?"

"Hotel UFO! Yes - that's right our dining room opens at 5 and closes at 5:15!"

After years of saving...Larry finally visits the mysterious 'Doorhenge'.

'Oh, those are just for show. We don't have electricity.'