Quirky Hotel Guests Mugs

Hotel door sign reading 'Please disturb. We freaky like that'.

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

Climate change

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

Newton's vacation

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"Did you pack your own bags?"

English Summer: Man in a tanning bed on the beach in the middle of a storm.

At this exact location on May 23rd 1957, a bunch of people mounted this plaque to commemorate a surplus of funding for the Commemorative Plaque Society.

'If you're coming on this road trip the sign stays'

Limbo Day at the Palace

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

Parisian Misguided Tours.

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

A sign hangs from the front of the Sunnyvale Nudist Camp - 'Join Today - 100% Off!'

"I'm in a shared room?! What kind of hole is this?"

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'

'I'd like to time my vacation to when my mate is in heat.'

'You are now entering Crenton, the city with the most intriguing 'You are now leaving' sign.'

'I want to ship Daddy to all the places he missed visiting, because he was working so hard to accumulate the estate I just inherited.'

"Excuse me, Sir - could you photobomb our picture?"

"There are no direct flights, so we're booked on the Scenic Tour of East Coast airports."

'Oh I can't stay here, i'm allergic to shell fish.'

Ski Vagaries in Switzerland

After years of saving...Larry finally visits the mysterious 'Doorhenge'.

'SHOP!!!'

"She always goes for the wrong guy."

"Hotel UFO! Yes - that's right our dining room opens at 5 and closes at 5:15!"

'Oh, those are just for show. We don't have electricity.'

'She seems to like this spot.'