Quirky Hotel Fan Mugs

"Hotel UFO! Yes - that's right our dining room opens at 5 and closes at 5:15!"

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Open House of Horrors

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Antler Buzzers.

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

The water desk

Deer Cross Dressing.

"We're out of flowers."

"Do you have a family history of this condition?"

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

Beachy Hair

Crossword bathroom tiles.

'Extreme acupuncture.'

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

The Booger.

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

'A Dust Cow'.

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

"Love the exposed chessboard."

"Fruit of the Loon"

'We didn't know what to do with all our old, outdated equipment, so we made a sculpture garden from it.'

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.

The hand sanitiser had all gone but I managed to get one of these