Quirky Hotel Connoisseurs Gifts

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

'I really felt at home there. The food was awful!'

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

Room service.

Sparrow Hilton

"I'd like to leave a wake up call for, . ... OHH ..., April."

'I brought my mini bar with me.'

Medical Emergencies on Holiday.

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'

happy bellboy carrying suitcases

"I'm so tired I can't think straight. Give me a room that's idiot-proof."

Live Elevator Music 3-7:30.

'Ah, you must be the cleaner. I'm the dirtier.'

Chamber Pot - En Suite

'I'll take the room for Winter: Please put a 'Do Not Disturb Until Spring' sign on the door...'

Gondolier Hat

"Got to go, dear. The Doctor's treating me."

Ski Vagaries in Switzerland

'Oh, those are just for show. We don't have electricity.'

'She seems to like this spot.'

Bell boy!

Noah performing X-ray security checks for the ark.

"Relax. You're the one who wanted to stay at a theme resort"

Agatha Christie slept in this room... or was it room 17?

"Is that the corporate rate?"

Motel Check-In. Would you like a wake-up call?

"Does anyone else's robe say 'Hyatt'?"

The room you gave me was so small every time I bent over I rearranged the furniture.

Shy Man at Nudist Beach