Heart Surgeons Gifts

Looking for a thoughtful gift for a heart surgeon? Our collection features witty and meaningful products that honor their dedication and skill. Perfect for their birthday, appreciation, or just because. Showcase their profession with a touch of humor or sincerity, making any occasion memorable.

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The jobless blacksmith screwed up the heart surgeon re-education.

The jobless blacksmith screwed up the heart surgeon re-education. mockup

The jobless blacksmith screwed up the heart surgeon re-education.

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'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?' mockup

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

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QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

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"First time pruning?"

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'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!' mockup

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

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Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc.. mockup

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

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Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

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"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides." mockup

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

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"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!" mockup

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

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'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...' mockup

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

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"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!" mockup

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

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"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart." mockup

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

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'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

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'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.' mockup

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

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Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants. mockup

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

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"Heart transplant surgery waiting room" mockup

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

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'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.' mockup

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

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"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine." mockup

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

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'As a matter of fact, I have the heart of a 30-year-old woman.'

'As a matter of fact, I have the heart of a 30-year-old woman.' mockup

'As a matter of fact, I have the heart of a 30-year-old woman.'

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"Jerry's blood pressure jumped to a six month high on News of the dollar's weakness."

"Jerry's blood pressure jumped to a six month high on News of the dollar's weakness." mockup

"Jerry's blood pressure jumped to a six month high on News of the dollar's weakness."

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"Grandmother, what big diastolic numbers you have."

"Grandmother, what big diastolic numbers you have." mockup

"Grandmother, what big diastolic numbers you have."

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'Henry had a successful animal organ transplant - isn't that right, Henry?'

'Henry had a successful animal organ transplant - isn't that right, Henry?' mockup

'Henry had a successful animal organ transplant - isn't that right, Henry?'

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'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?' mockup

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

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"Are you sure you're not holding your breath?"

"Are you sure you're not holding your breath?" mockup

"Are you sure you're not holding your breath?"

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"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister." mockup

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

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'I believe we got your blood pressure back up to normal.'

'I believe we got your blood pressure back up to normal.' mockup

'I believe we got your blood pressure back up to normal.'

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'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.' mockup

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

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"Before I start. . . . are you sure pruning doesn't violate the tree's rights?"

"Before I start. . . . are you sure pruning doesn't violate the tree's rights?" mockup

"Before I start. . . . are you sure pruning doesn't violate the tree's rights?"

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Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon. mockup

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

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Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic. mockup

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

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'Now that's what I call rejection.' mockup

'Now that's what I call rejection.'

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Heart Surgeons Gifts Collection

Heart Surgeons Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the skill and dedication of heart surgeons. Find the perfect witty or heartfelt design to brighten their day.

Heart Surgeons Pillows

Check out our pillows that honor heart surgeons. Add a touch of humor or appreciation to their space with these cozy, professional-themed designs.

Heart Surgeons Prints

Browse our print collection celebrating heart surgeons. Perfect for decorating their workspace or home with a meaningful or playful tribute.

Heart Surgeons T-Shirts

Discover our t-shirts dedicated to heart surgeons. From humorous to inspiring, these shirts make a great casual tribute to their vital profession.