Haunted Hiring Manager Pillows

'You'll need to do much more than just pass the time away here, because we're known to work live-long days.'

"You're just the man we're looking for. Come around to this side of the desk, and I'll gather up my things and get the heck out of here."

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'I'll need more than I can spend.'

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

Sir Gilbert Murgatroyd

'That line means good managerial skills!'

"Boy, I get booed everytime I perform here."

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

"Is everything ok? You've hardly said 'Boo' all evening."

'You know, I was buying this resume until I got to the part about you serving on your town's Ouija Board.'

"You CAN be an effective haunter - we just need to unlock your potential!"

A boast of ghosts

'Of course, but it's very expensive, with all that organic food, renewable energy and 5 star health care and horrendous surcharges on sin.'

IIt isn't so bad. I feel about how I used to after watching TV all day.'

'This is where we bring people we're thinking of hiring as decision makers.'

Career Opportunities of the Future

Spirits in the bottles

"We'll need guts here...a body in the front yard...and blood here!"

"Well, like they say. . . keep you friends close, and your entities closer!"

'You seem to be in good spirits.'

A ghost irons itself on an ironing board.

"Alright, kids. Who wants to hear a scary living story?"