Haunted Hiring Manager T-Shirts

'You'll need to do much more than just pass the time away here, because we're known to work live-long days.'

"You're just the man we're looking for. Come around to this side of the desk, and I'll gather up my things and get the heck out of here."

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

'I'll need more than I can spend.'

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

Sir Gilbert Murgatroyd

'That line means good managerial skills!'

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

"Boy, I get booed everytime I perform here."

A boast of ghosts

"Is everything ok? You've hardly said 'Boo' all evening."

"You CAN be an effective haunter - we just need to unlock your potential!"

'You know, I was buying this resume until I got to the part about you serving on your town's Ouija Board.'

'Of course, but it's very expensive, with all that organic food, renewable energy and 5 star health care and horrendous surcharges on sin.'

IIt isn't so bad. I feel about how I used to after watching TV all day.'

'This is where we bring people we're thinking of hiring as decision makers.'

'You seem to be in good spirits.'

A ghost irons itself on an ironing board.

"Well, like they say. . . keep you friends close, and your entities closer!"

Spirits in the bottles

"We'll need guts here...a body in the front yard...and blood here!"

"Alright, kids. Who wants to hear a scary living story?"

Everyone seemed more relaxed after the Down Skill & Dumb Up seminar.