Hauntings Pillows

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

"Alright, kids. Who wants to hear a scary living story?"

if only i could figure out how this thing works

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

"Sure, we serve spirits here."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Ghost School.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Out To Lurch

Barcode Dreams

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

Open House of Horrors

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

Welcome Ghost.

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

Born of the Dead

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

"Your husband says BOO!"

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

Lost Property - Missing Head

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

"Is there anybody there?"

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'