Ghostly Recruiter Pillows

'You'll need to do much more than just pass the time away here, because we're known to work live-long days.'

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

Welcome Ghost.

Urine Catcher

"Is there anybody there?"

"Earthlings."

"I'd like to be the first to welcome you to our company. But, I've decided not to hire you."

Cleaning Service.

Psychic TV Guru & Cellular Phone Commercial Spin.

'...No it's Malcom from ***** after someone with autocad experience in elecro-mechanical design.'

"Is everything ok? You've hardly said 'Boo' all evening."

"Apologies, sir. The mansion is haunted by Randy, the master's late spaniel."

'If you can hear me, Larry Gligstein, please send a text to 555-703-7193

'We don't settle for second best... And Bleargh here is the best in the galaxy.'

Lateral Recruits

"What do you want to be for Halloween when you grow up?"

"Good morning! I'd like to come in and talk to you about the Bible..."

"Honey, I already have the chills! Where did you find such a great rental?" "On Scare B&B."

'I SEE DUNG PEOPLE!'

Haunted Gas Station

"I must warn you that the house is haunted but the ghost are mostly interested in doing sexy ceramics."

"Give it up, Carl. You’ve been dead for six months. You’re not gonna finish the novel."

"Unfinished business used to mean going back as a ghost. Now, thanks to the Web, you can work from here."

'Of course I'm back. You didn't think I'd be that easy to get rid of did you?'

Ghost in the bedroom.

'Ohhh....I love your accent!'

"Shadow figures on laundry day"

2 jazz musicians

'You think you're so clever don't you...you thought you could get past our recruitment safeguards...'

'I've just discovered our apartment building was built over an old IRS office building.'

Where do you think you're going dressed like that?