Harbors T-Shirts

Harbor Inspection Bureau. Well, it's time for the pier review again.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Painting taking root...

'Slip Ahoy!'

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

"I'm thinkin' blond."

'Today's entrees are the Breast with Thyme, and the Wurst with Thyme.'

The Farmer Sutra.

"You're late."

"Boy I love this garden, there are flowers everywhere: Not only is the lady a keen gardener, but she is retired now..."

Pie Shoppe and Sweeny Todd's barber shop.

"Damn it, cilantro ruins everything."

Botanical violinist

Gardener's Calendar: Look out for damage by hail.

Do not take fish by unathourized means.

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

A Feud between Al and Tony leaves Mr. Coyle with a prosthetic ear.

'Hold this til Tues and I'll pay you back, squid pro quo.'

June: Aphid, millipedes, weevils,scab, blackleg...and other pests will be active.

"Lawyers and rats fleeing the ship; that can't be good."

"Sleazy listening FM. We always lower the tone."

How very Hampstead!

'Antonio said we'd know which was his. Wait! That must be it!'

Gardener's Calendar: Make sure your geraniums have not damped off.

'How much!?!? Are you winding me up??'

"Relax, Mr. Jackson! Yes, I am here to shave you... but not your 'cool stache'!"

You're stopping me for sailing & drinking? No sweat. I can swim in a strait line!

"Is that enough off the top?"

'Thyme's a great healer!'

Deer having his antlers removed at the barbers

"You call this a knot?"

He left without paying the docking fees? Yep -- That's why we call him "the skipper"!

COVID Silhouette Portraits.

"The ear? I married a rancher's daughter."

"Does sir wear his hair cut just off the ear?"