Harbors Pillows

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Painting taking root...

'Slip Ahoy!'

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

"I'm thinkin' blond."

'Today's entrees are the Breast with Thyme, and the Wurst with Thyme.'

The Farmer Sutra.

"Boy I love this garden, there are flowers everywhere: Not only is the lady a keen gardener, but she is retired now..."

"You're late."

Pie Shoppe and Sweeny Todd's barber shop.

"Damn it, cilantro ruins everything."

Botanical violinist

Gardener's Calendar: Look out for damage by hail.

Do not take fish by unathourized means.

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

A Feud between Al and Tony leaves Mr. Coyle with a prosthetic ear.

June: Aphid, millipedes, weevils,scab, blackleg...and other pests will be active.

'Hold this til Tues and I'll pay you back, squid pro quo.'

How very Hampstead!

"Sleazy listening FM. We always lower the tone."

Gardener's Calendar: Make sure your geraniums have not damped off.

'How much!?!? Are you winding me up??'

"Relax, Mr. Jackson! Yes, I am here to shave you... but not your 'cool stache'!"

You're stopping me for sailing & drinking? No sweat. I can swim in a strait line!

"Is that enough off the top?"

'Thyme's a great healer!'

Deer having his antlers removed at the barbers

'Antonio said we'd know which was his. Wait! That must be it!'

"You call this a knot?"

Brushing Hair with Machinery

COVID Silhouette Portraits.

"The ear? I married a rancher's daughter."

"Does sir wear his hair cut just off the ear?"