Harbor Inspection Bureau. Well, it's time for the pier review again.
Harbors Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the tranquil beauty and nautical allure of harbors? Explore our collection of thoughtful and whimsical products designed for those who dream of seaside vistas. From cozy pillows to vibrant prints, find the ideal way to share the peaceful charm of harbors with friends and loved ones. Whether it's a maritime lover or a harbor-bound dreamer, our gifts bring a touch of the coast right into everyday life.
Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.
Painting taking root...
'Slip Ahoy!'
'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."
"I'm thinkin' blond."
'Today's entrees are the Breast with Thyme, and the Wurst with Thyme.'
The Farmer Sutra.
"You're late."
"Boy I love this garden, there are flowers everywhere: Not only is the lady a keen gardener, but she is retired now..."
Pie Shoppe and Sweeny Todd's barber shop.
"Damn it, cilantro ruins everything."
Botanical violinist
Gardener's Calendar: Look out for damage by hail.
Do not take fish by unathourized means.
'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'
A Feud between Al and Tony leaves Mr. Coyle with a prosthetic ear.
'Hold this til Tues and I'll pay you back, squid pro quo.'
June: Aphid, millipedes, weevils,scab, blackleg...and other pests will be active.
"Lawyers and rats fleeing the ship; that can't be good."
"Sleazy listening FM. We always lower the tone."
How very Hampstead!
'Antonio said we'd know which was his. Wait! That must be it!'
Gardener's Calendar: Make sure your geraniums have not damped off.
'How much!?!? Are you winding me up??'
"Relax, Mr. Jackson! Yes, I am here to shave you... but not your 'cool stache'!"
You're stopping me for sailing & drinking? No sweat. I can swim in a strait line!
"Is that enough off the top?"
'Thyme's a great healer!'
Deer having his antlers removed at the barbers
"You call this a knot?"
He left without paying the docking fees? Yep -- That's why we call him "the skipper"!
COVID Silhouette Portraits.
"The ear? I married a rancher's daughter."
"Does sir wear his hair cut just off the ear?"
Harbors Gifts Collection
Harbors Mugs
Explore our collection of harbor-themed mugs and bring a splash of seaside charm to your coffee or tea routine.
Harbors Pillows
Decorate with harbor-inspired pillows and infuse your space with the peaceful vibe of seaside harbors and coastal retreats.
Harbors Prints
Find stunning harbor prints that beautifully capture seaside serenity—ideal for art lovers and maritime enthusiasts alike.
Harbors T-Shirts
Browse our harbor-inspired T-shirts perfect for nautical lovers and seaside dreamers who like to wear their coastal flair.