Harbour Police Gifts

Searching for the perfect gift for a harbour police professional? Our collection features witty, charming items that honor their dedication to keeping waterways safe. Whether for a birthday, retirement, or just because, find something that aligns with their maritime career and sense of humor.

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You're stopping me for sailing & drinking? No sweat. I can swim in a strait line!

You're stopping me for sailing & drinking? No sweat. I can swim in a strait line! mockup

You're stopping me for sailing & drinking? No sweat. I can swim in a strait line!

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Police Feline Unit

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"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar." mockup

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

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'Slip Ahoy!'

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'Come out with your fins up!'

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"Say 'eh.'"

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'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.' mockup

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

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'I thought forty is the new thirty.' mockup

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

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Computer neck.

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"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!" mockup

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

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'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.' mockup

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

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Penguin identity parade

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"It's the Grammar Police! Have you been using 'your' when you should be using 'you're' again?"

"It's the Grammar Police! Have you been using 'your' when you should be using 'you're' again?" mockup

"It's the Grammar Police! Have you been using 'your' when you should be using 'you're' again?"

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Speed Limit Enforced from Aircraft. mockup

Speed Limit Enforced from Aircraft.

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"So how exactly am I supposed to give a self-driving car a ticket?"

"So how exactly am I supposed to give a self-driving car a ticket?" mockup

"So how exactly am I supposed to give a self-driving car a ticket?"

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'My diet allows me only one muffin a day!'

'My diet allows me only one muffin a day!' mockup

'My diet allows me only one muffin a day!'

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"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."

"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'." mockup

"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."

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"60 may be the new 50 in the fantasy land you live in, but here in the real world, it's called exceeding the speed limit."

"60 may be the new 50 in the fantasy land you live in, but here in the real world, it's called exceeding the speed limit." mockup

"60 may be the new 50 in the fantasy land you live in, but here in the real world, it's called exceeding the speed limit."

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"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?" mockup

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

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"It's a driverless car! I'm humoring the dog!"

"It's a driverless car! I'm humoring the dog!" mockup

"It's a driverless car! I'm humoring the dog!"

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"I realise that you're trying to impress your new employers on your first day, dear. But, this is our car!"

"I realise that you're trying to impress your new employers on your first day, dear. But, this is our car!" mockup

"I realise that you're trying to impress your new employers on your first day, dear. But, this is our car!"

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"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!" mockup

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

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It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them. mockup

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.

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Yesterday you lost your sheep and suddenly, today, Mary next door has a little lamb... Pretty big coincidence is all I'm sayin'.

Yesterday you lost your sheep and suddenly, today, Mary next door has a little lamb... Pretty big coincidence is all I'm sayin'. mockup

Yesterday you lost your sheep and suddenly, today, Mary next door has a little lamb... Pretty big coincidence is all I'm sayin'.

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'Hold it, Charlie - I think he's ready to cooperate now.'

'Hold it, Charlie - I think he's ready to cooperate now.' mockup

'Hold it, Charlie - I think he's ready to cooperate now.'

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Do not take fish by unathourized means. mockup

Do not take fish by unathourized means.

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"Yeah, well, you sure don't drive like a slow loris."

"Yeah, well, you sure don't drive like a slow loris." mockup

"Yeah, well, you sure don't drive like a slow loris."

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London Welcomes Carfull Drivers

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'Careful. Those nachos might be loaded.'

'Careful. Those nachos might be loaded.' mockup

'Careful. Those nachos might be loaded.'

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"Honey, did you have to bring the whole squad to our elopement?"

"Honey, did you have to bring the whole squad to our elopement?" mockup

"Honey, did you have to bring the whole squad to our elopement?"

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"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!" mockup

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

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"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt." mockup

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

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"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks." mockup

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

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Math Equation Speed Limit

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'Take a good look at this police sketch and try to remember if you've seen anybody who can draw better.'

'Take a good look at this police sketch and try to remember if you've seen anybody who can draw better.' mockup

'Take a good look at this police sketch and try to remember if you've seen anybody who can draw better.'

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Harbour Police Gifts Collection

Harbour Police Mugs

Explore our selection of mugs featuring harbour police designs—great for showing appreciation or adding humor to their day.

Harbour Police Pillows

Browse cozy pillows with harbour police motifs—ideal for the home or personal space of maritime professionals.

Harbour Police Prints

Check out our stylish prints that honor harbour police—excellent for decorating offices or living spaces with maritime pride.

Harbour Police T-Shirts

Discover fun and functional harbour police-themed t-shirts—perfect for casual days or maritime events.