Handwriting Improver Gifts

"I'm a great texter, but I'm a little out of practice when it comes to actually writing. Luckily, the make make a big eraser for kids like me."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

"I DO have a note from my doctor...but nobody can read it!"

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

Letter writing lady.

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

'Stewart, why is the handwriting on your mom's last two attendance notes different?'

'The $39.95 is for the prescription, sir, and the $7 surcharge is a little something for our handwriting expert.'

'Excellent sir! Your signature is now completely illegible.'

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

"This is an improvement. You helped him study for his last test."

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"

Man convinced by a flattering character sketch

I love Fountain Pens

"This app encrypts verbal communications. My doctor's handwriting is all we need to encrypt everything else."

'Did you think that since so few people now use a manual typewriter, I wouldn't notice that you'd typed your penmanship homework?'

"The bunny did not get the job because the bunny is cute. The bunny got the job because the bunny knows WordPerfect."

'Y'know what? Maybe we should eliminate your backswing altogether.'

"My grandma writes me letters like that. I call it the Grandma Font."

"JUST SIGN THE CARD!!"

'This prescription looks as though the doctor wrote it in Greek.'

"Thanks for substituting. I left you some private notes in cursive."

"Well of course it's unintelligible. I'm an English professor!"

"I love your short-hand. It looks just like a page of wriggly worms!"

'I see that you have crossed you t's and opened you e's. That's always a good sign.'

'You've gotta help me! I can't read my own writing!'

'We're all pretty much in agreement that this is what your doctor scribbled as your prescription.'

"Let's just hope the cat doesn't have anymore kittens."

"I'm going to write you out a prescription, but it's going to be very hard to read."