Handwriting Whisperer Gifts

"She should be good. The capital 'L' shows an extroverted and outgoing personality, the wide 'O' indicates a warm nature, the second 'L' is lively..."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Concert Pianist.

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

Fixing the Computer.

"I'm sorry, Walter, but I need room to write."

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

Man and Machine snoozing

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

Computer help.

"Now all we need is a good script."

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"I think we could work very well together."

"Can you help me? I'm having a little trouble working the shredder."

Organ Player

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

"I'm in here, rereading the great poets, myself among them."

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

Books of Tablets

Duplass Brothers

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

"Next year we are committed to having a paperless office, and this is how we are going to do it."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Where baby grand pianos come from.

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

"It's a nice story, Mr. Fergus, but why do you always write in the passive voice?" "I suppose because I've been a taxpayer all my life."

That special place in heaven reserved for undiscovered composers, writers and artists.

Always stick to the script.

'Please stand by. You have temporarily lost your picture. Broadcasting will resume when you have finished your homework.'

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'