Halloween Humor Buff Gifts

"Identity theft hotline? Yes, it's Dracula again. Millions of people are still stealing my identity on Halloween."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Edgar Allen Poe

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Cat Nip.

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

'He does lack social skills.'

Cheeze Wiz.

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"Werewolves of London..."

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

The Golfing Accident

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'Try and be pleasant dear, you don't want to alienate it.'

"And would you like flies with that?"

Wedding disaster #27.

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

Milk Bar - "Don't you think you've had enough?"

Macbeth: Take Two

Ghost puddle

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"Oh, yeah? Well, you smell nice!"

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

Stepping on clown's shoe...