Halloween Comedian Gifts

"It was a botched surgery."

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Macbeth: Take Two

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

Ghost puddle

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

The following is a paid political announcement.

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

Fancy a pint?

"Some Debussy, Igor."

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

Cat Frankenstein

Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!

'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

'Needs more kale.'

"Sometime I feel people go out of their way just to scare me."

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"Your veins are too narrow. Let me get our in-house specialist to help."

Pinata Zombies

...your sales are rather anemic

Brad Pitt.

"Well, we got the grant."

Witch has Exorcise Video.

'You complete me.'

The Zombie Awakes...

'I'm dressed as a vat inspector.'