Halloween Humor Buff Pillows

"Identity theft hotline? Yes, it's Dracula again. Millions of people are still stealing my identity on Halloween."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Edgar Allen Poe

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Cat Nip.

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

'He does lack social skills.'

The Golfing Accident

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"Werewolves of London..."

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'Try and be pleasant dear, you don't want to alienate it.'

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"And would you like flies with that?"

Macbeth: Take Two

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

"Oh, yeah? Well, you smell nice!"

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

"I've told you kids - that's not a toy!"

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.