Halloween Buff Gifts

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

From the moment his blind date showed up, the Count knew it wasn't going to work out.

The Headless Horseman's Traumatic Childhood

'Trick or Treat!'

"I feel more quaint than wicked."

"I really love kids but my doctor says I can't have any more. They're just too fatty."

Halloween Selfie

Witch on a broom.

Doctor with 'Anatomy' book and Frankenstein.

Chicken Sand-Witch.

'Oh isn't he adorable, he has his father's eyes!'

Monster in shape of letter C.

At Reaper School.

Squeal like a pig!

"I put the whole thing together with my mom’s health care statements – pretty scary, huh?"

'Wow! A spare head! Thank you!'

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

"Little help here!"

'Darling, you got a make-over!'

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

'Honestly, dear, it is like you never look into a mirror in the morning.'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Monster Baseball

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Edgar Allen Poe

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

Horror movies

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Zombies.

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."