Haberdasher Gifts

"It's new. We call it the Thatcher Look."

"I'm everyman, except for goat farmers, and, maybe, haberdashers."

Trilby - 'Oon pair de gong blong'.

'All we've got in at the moment is Lincoln Green.'

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

Know Your Knots!

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'

'Sure, it's too big, but all your friends will think you've lost weight!'

"Here you go; a tie to make your belly look smaller."

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Sheep In Curlers

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'We'll take two sets, for upstairs and downstairs.'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"My Gmail account is full. I can't get any more email." "So?" "I'll miss email. It was so old-timey. You could write hundreds or even thousands of words, with actual paragraphs." "People didn't see any little animations to show them you were typing. They had to actually wonder if you were going to reply." "And the spam was fun. You never got to hear from Nigerian princes while you're checking your texts." "Just delete stuff." "If you delete a few gigs of old emails, you'll be able to get n

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

Disease-y Top

Curtains haberdashery

"I'll need all the information you can find on why I need so much information."

'Will you stick to the script!!!'

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

Joan Jett

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

'I've heard it's the new dance craze from America.'

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

"This was my father's desk, He frequently banged his head on it."

"I don't think you're getting the point of this exercise."

'I made a backup disc. Then I realized I wanted a backup of the backup. Then I decided just to be safe, to make a backup of that backup...'

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'