Haberdasher Gifts

"It's new. We call it the Thatcher Look."

"I'm everyman, except for goat farmers, and, maybe, haberdashers."

Trilby - 'Oon pair de gong blong'.

'All we've got in at the moment is Lincoln Green.'

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

Know Your Knots!

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'

'Sure, it's too big, but all your friends will think you've lost weight!'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Sheep In Curlers

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"My Gmail account is full. I can't get any more email." "So?" "I'll miss email. It was so old-timey. You could write hundreds or even thousands of words, with actual paragraphs." "People didn't see any little animations to show them you were typing. They had to actually wonder if you were going to reply." "And the spam was fun. You never got to hear from Nigerian princes while you're checking your texts." "Just delete stuff." "If you delete a few gigs of old emails, you'll be able to get n

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'We'll take two sets, for upstairs and downstairs.'

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

Curtains haberdashery

Disease-y Top

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

"I'll need all the information you can find on why I need so much information."

'Will you stick to the script!!!'

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

'I've heard it's the new dance craze from America.'

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

"This was my father's desk, He frequently banged his head on it."

"I don't think you're getting the point of this exercise."

'I made a backup disc. Then I realized I wanted a backup of the backup. Then I decided just to be safe, to make a backup of that backup...'

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

'These disks contain backups of all my financial records in 25 different software programs. . . I need to make a deposit to your computer.'

'Plastic bags, dogs, dogs behind gates, strange smells, pigs, strange noises...heck! It would be quicker to tell you what doesn't spook me!'

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'