Hairstyle Haver Gifts

"I told you getting bangs was a stupid idea."

Haircuts

'That was fun!'

Bad hair day!

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

'You think this is hot. Try having hot flashes, too.'

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

You will always find a spot to garden

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

"Wow, I'm upset. I didn't think I could get upset anymore... crazy."

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

I'm a bolt, dummy! Does everything look like a nail to you?!

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."

"Do my hair like Boris Johnson."

"Which one of you is Mr. Wakefield?"

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

Lion with hair straighteners.

"I'll only remove what's necessary...your gall bladder and the man bun."

A granny tortoise with a quilted shell.

'New plant? New hairdo?'

Rapunzel, on one of her really bad hair days. . .

Data Stick Dreads

"Know what I like about this hairstyle? It's a great way to hide my unibrow."

"Jenkins is leaving next week. Perhaps we should buy him a parting gift..."

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"Boy, she has a new look."

'Whoa, nice corn rows this year Hank.'

Hairdressing for Bald People

The World Cup's Most Valuable Player

Bad Hair Year

When Lockdown Ends (our locks after lockdown)

Man looking in mirror at the barber's.