Opinion Haver Gifts

"Wow, I'm upset. I didn't think I could get upset anymore... crazy."

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

"I prefer to keep my op-ed article anonymous. I'm Trump's conscience."

Freedom of Speech

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

"Political cartoons that make people think? Are you crazy? We don't want to distract our readers from the weather forecast, the horoscope and the advertisements!"

You will always find a spot to garden

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

Jasper Coot: 'Osama shoulda named me to the Supreme Court! I ain't no judge, so I'm qualified! Hell. I ann't even a damn lawyer! But Lord knows, I am judgemental!

"And that's the way we want you to think it is."

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

E Pluribus Nada

'Do you want to be manipulated by the left wing media or the right wing media?'

Man considers blogging.

"Bob's into politics. Date Night is more like Debate Night."

We Are All in This Together. But Some of Us Are More in It Than Others.

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

I'm a bolt, dummy! Does everything look like a nail to you?!

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

"Oh, Herb. Not Another Open Letter To Miley Cyrus."

"Thank you for participating in this poll, but because your answers do not coincide with your social media rantings, you're obviously lying."

'He's a man of few words. Words to the editor not included.'

FRIENDLY BAR: Gently confirming your every opinion since 1957.

Night of the Living Well-Read

'And the public is protected from your tweets.'

Contrary opinions matter

'I understand your world view, but what world do you come from?'

Land Of The Spokespersons

Always right.

"Well, I'm offended!"

"Katharine, I'm going to be completely frank about the film, even though you bought the tickets."

Global Chilling - US Politics